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"Dune: Part Two" Actor Timothée Chalamet Is Too Cute, Reports Say

Published on March 2, 2024 by The Crow

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — After filming the record-breaking movie release, "Dune: Part Two", actor Timothée Chalamet is facing criticism for being too cute according to men and women worldwide.

Critics are saying Chalamet's cheekbones could cut glass, and his floppy hair defies all laws of gravity. His smoldering eyes have been known to melt hearts across the globe. Fans are even distraught over his perfectly tailored suits, claiming they only add to his unattainable level of adorableness.

"It's not fair," says heartbroken superfan Ashley Peterson, 23. "He's so dreamy, it hurts my soul. I just want to wrap him up in a fuzzy blanket and feed him hot cocoa!"

The uproar has become so extreme that some are calling for a "Chalamet Cuteness Tax" to be imposed on all his movies and appearances. Proceeds would be used to support those suffering from acute cases of Chalamet-induced swooning.

Even celebrities aren't immune to his charms. During a recent interview, pop star Lizzo confessed to having a life-sized Timothée Chalamet poster in her bedroom. "Don't judge me," she giggled, "That jawline deserves to be worshipped!"

But is the world ready to handle this level of cuteness? Only time will tell. In the meantime, ladies (and some gentlemen), keep those smelling salts handy. You might just need them.