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Americas' Best News Site Gets New Branding

Published on March 5, 2024 by The Crow

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RURAL IDAHO, ID — "The Crow", Americas most trusted news source, just got a brand new look, and it stuns even the best of us here at The Crow.

The bold rebrand comes as The Crow celebrates its 48th hour of continuous operation. When asked about the decision, a spokesperson (who wished to remain anonymous in fear of being mistaken for a credible source) stated, "Our mission has always been to pioneer cutting-edge journalistic techniques, like forgoing fact-checking entirely. This banner is an extension of that fearless vision."